We have lost contact with the mothership
Friday, September 16th, 2005Putting in my contact lenses this morning, I was forced to wonder why they make contact lenses clear. I was forced by the fact that I dropped one of them and couldn’t find it. How can they expect people to see a transparent contact lens after they take it out? I mean, seriously, people wear contacts for a reason. (They can’t see without them.) Why not make them blaze orange or something. And definitely not transparent. Those things are expensive, and it hurts to lose one. I even cried, but I’m not sure if it was because I couldn’t find it, or if it was from shoving my finger into my eye. I did find it, by the way. It was stuck to my face.
by Josh Meyer at 3:06 pm2 Comments on “We have lost contact with the mothership”
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da buttah Says:
September 19th, 2005 at 6:35 pmya know….mine are tinted blue….
you didn’t go to homestead high school did you? you look strangely familiar.
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Anonymous Says:
December 30th, 2005 at 3:25 pmyeah you know there is a reason why they are tinted a different color so that when you lose them you can find them again. What kinda person are you that gets clear contacts without the tint? What a freak.
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