April 2008

Hard Candy

To name your ice cream dessert a Blizzard makes sense. It’s cold and swirled together like a blizzard. But how does Culvers get away with naming their clone of the Blizzard a “Concrete Mixer”? Is it hard and gravelly like concrete? Did they get their inspiration from a cement truck? I imagine concrete tasting something like being kicked in the face. I would have liked to be in the room when they invented it. “Lets mix together some sand and gravel and clay and sell it as a dessert. Maybe people will become attached to it when it hardens in their throat!”

04.26.2008 by Josh Meyer | 9:21 pm | Comments (0)

The Loop

Out of the Loop

I’m pretty much always uninformed about everything that’s going on. So rather than having everyone remind me about how I’m out of the loop, I drew a little map so I’ll always know exactly where I am.

04.14.2008 by Josh Meyer | 2:48 pm | Comments (0)